Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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