scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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