There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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