I wanna bring you to show and tell
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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