Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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