I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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