It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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