Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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