he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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