the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
being pregnant is like rehab
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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