none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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