Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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