She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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