My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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