Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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