What did we do last night that was yellow?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
