when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
