it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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