he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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