He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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