i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We need to rekindle our bromance
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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