It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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