so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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