I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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