Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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