oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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