Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Randomize
