Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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