i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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