We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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