Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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