So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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