I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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