I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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