I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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