Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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