Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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