Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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