You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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