is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Dick very happy bro
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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