come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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