You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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