i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Alive.
So much puke
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I party with great urgency now.
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