is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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