I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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