I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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