i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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