Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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