It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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