I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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