Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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